Tuesday, November 07, 2006

What can Clint do for you?

Tonight my creativity and prose will be a heady mix of a weakened immune system, too much cold medicine, and the various plotlines and dramatic elements that I absorbed while falling asleep on the couch during a Star Trek marathon.

What does Clint have to offer you? The marketing industry refers to Clint as "whitespace" he's a product or service you didn't realize you needed yet. How many times have you been sitting in your modern, yet relaxed office space in Silicon Valley and said to yourself, "Self, I sure wish I had a hard working college kid from the Midwest that has a diverse educational background and a wealth of experience and broad range of skills to help me on this project?" If the answer is never then you are on track to discovering your need for a Clint James in the office. Allow me to elaborate all the features and amenities that you'll be getting when you hire Clint James.

Clint James is a fifth year senior at Oklahoma State University . He will be graduating with a degree in Agricultural Economics and Political Science in May but he is willing to leave in December if the right company decided he is a hot commodity and wanted to snatch him up. After all, he's already got one degree and only nine hours left on the other and that can be accomplished from just about anywhere.

Clint has worked for three different law firms for the past five years and he is currently looking to take his experience from the legal field and expand it to the technology industry. He feels he can offer a great deal to any company that hires him because of his extensive campus leadership experience and a background that is going
to be vastly different than most of the people applying for positions
in technology companies today.

Relocation is not a problem for Clint. He is currently looking to expand his horizons and explore the world. While he would prefer to end up in California, he has been quoted as saying, "I would be excited to live on either coast or go overseas just to try something new and see the world." With a vast amount of travel experience, some
of it was even pre-planned, Clint can travel most anywhere without getting lost. Disclaimer, there was one time in Holland that he was hopelessly and utterly lost but he isn't pointing fingers at his best friend Jordan anymore.

So, what can Clint do for you? Anything you ask him to, except for make your whites brighter or your teeth whiter but he's working on it. But he can do any administrative task imaginable along with a lot of geeky tech stuff, just don't give him too many tools because he is used to working with little more than a butter knife and a plunger in day-to-day activities.

If you are really interested in picking a Clint James up for yourself, please request a spec sheet (read: resume) at clint(dot)james(at)gmail(dot)com

7 Comments:

At 12:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just gave up slashdot and jumped into the digg bandwagon. good luck.

 
At 8:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

u've got a knack for success. best wishes.

 
At 8:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

talk about TECHNOLOGY
boring as hell #2

 
At 10:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Clint has a great idea of combining law and tech - that is the future of the industry and would be a great asset to anyone

CAR

 
At 10:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where did Starslate go off to?

 
At 8:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like your style. You definitely stand out in the crowd. I am sure technology will be in your upcoming blogs. Thanks for painting a lingual picture of yourself.

 
At 8:41 PM, Blogger Clint said...

My other blog died when my host went down. I promise I'll put something else up eventually.

 

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